Dirty Portuguese: Everyday Slang from "What's Up?" to "F*%# Off!" (repost)

Next time you're traveling or just chattin' in Portuguese with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including:

• Cool slang
• Funny insults
• Explicit sex terms
• Raw swear words
Dirty Portuguese teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of Brazil:

What's up? — Tudo bem?
Are those fake boobs? — Você tem silicone no peito?
I need to take a piss. — Preciso mijar.
That goalie is so weak. — Esse goleiro é uma mãe.
Shit's about to go down! — O coro vai comer!
I'm smashed. — Tô bebum.
Let's fuck like animals. — Vamos trepar como animais.